Can you imagine how long the animation for those would be? The 3DS battery doesn't last that long.

Super Saiyans is exactly what this franchise needs

Giant Bomb is probably breathing a sigh of relief right now.

Yeah I can't stand family guy either.

Oh my gosh, that was hilarious and adorable. Please, have a cookie.

I laughed harder at this than I should have. Cute and well done.

I... wow. You've totally put me off chicken feet AND babies' hands.

Probably pretty impressive in person:

I'm a White American, and my wife is Japanese, and our son is half. We all live together in Japan, and people here always stare at us like we are Martians. If I open my mouth and start speaking Japanese, they stand back and gasp. This is my life, every day.

Oh, good, Moe is finally dying. I'm A-OK with this.

"Godzilla? More like Gorilla, am I right?"

well, I'm crying because it's true.

Ha Ha! It's funny because it's true.

I've no problem with the first game's name. It's the sequels' monikers that bother me.

Deep Down 2: Deeper Down
Deep Down 3: Even Deeper
Deep Down 4: Electric Deepaloo.
Deep Down 5: Live Free and Deep Down
Deep Down 6: Deep Down Versus VI 358/2 Deeps ~ Birth By Deep <Re:Deeped>
Deep Down 7: A New Deep

Oh shut up, rape jokes aren't funny, and your childhood is definitely just fine.

My fear—based on the promo—is that the documentary is going to end up being more about the guy making the documentary. Because he put himself into it A LOT. If the trailer turns out to be representative of the documentary as a whole, the guy has failed to learn the first rule of the great documentarian: step out of…

This promo is really kind of a mess, which doesn't inspire a lot of confidence in the documentary.

I for one welcome the return of console wars that get so vicious that you'd swear one of the CEOs kicked the other one's dog or something.

This is funny. Some of you guys are way too touchy.

People are going to make cracks about the game's launch or how that means it's still broken, but seriously consider what they successfully managed to do here: they took a truly broken game and pulled a switcheroo more complex and complete than Cataclysm (FFXIV 2.0 is a completely different game than 1.0) on a fraction…