I don't know if I can hate on Diet Coke for this. I don't see it as skinnier, so much as closer in size to what "the kids" are drinking. All the energy drinks (that aren't ginormous) are shaped that way.

My parents divorced when I was 8 and I was devastated, but then I grew up. I won't lie, even at 41 the emotional effects are still with me. But I can't imagine how much worse they would be had my parents stayed together. I remember screaming fights and a hole punched into a closet door that remained that way for…

And. Miss Contrarian lives up to her name!

No, I was picturing her with the Martha Stewart version of the Bat Phone. She picks it up, whoever she needs to talk to is already on the line, and all they say is "Yes. Ms. Stewart. We'll take care of that for you right away."

Bitches is bitches, amirite? (high fives own face)

Well, Mr Chairman, I don't agree with homophobic, chauvinistic assholes, so I won't put you pasta in my pasta hole. We good?

Hey Joe!!

Who knows?!? Maybe they're all Maxx-inistas!! And go shopping at the local strip mall together on their lunch breaks!?

Assuming most Jezzies haven't watched Sesame Street lately, I have the dishonor of informing you that this is not actually the theme song anymore. I mean, it kind of is. The words are the same, but they "updated" it for the 40th season launch. Makes me sad every time I see it...

Lonely Pervs Watching Emmys on SloMo Catch a Tiny Glimpse of Tina's Nipple
Kleenex Experiences Surge in Male 18-34 Demo

Lonely Pervs Watching Emmys on SloMo Catch a Tiny Glimpse of Tina's Nipple
Kleenex Experiences Surge in Male 18-34 Demo

Awww man!!! I really wanted to check out the rest of this guy's site!

Don't worry. I'm sure he'll let you know. At length...

Oh... he would have been an awful Peeta!!! Too many words... he just needs to look pretty!

Chloe Moretz!

Dear Miley, Wash yer goddamn feet before you show them to the Interwebs!

Oh Dodai... You have made my day!