Jesus. Talk about a dog’s breakfast. How about next time just post the last paragraph and leave well enough alone becuase the rest of this is whiny garbage (“OMG guyz, look at all of these bad Takez”). But good work Al.

“Someone needs to DISRUPT the cone space”

Dippin Dots: “Hold my beer” 

Who, in your opinion, is the most handsome o-lineman of all time?

Jeff Saturday. And it ain’t very close.

#Pippig’d

You’re right on the weather, but we went this past March and it was super-crowded. Trade-offs I guess.

“Generally, it makes the most sense to visit in March, September or October, when everything is cheapest and the weather is fairer”

Oh hell no. March is death - combination of many school breaks and college spring breaks. We (wife, and 9 and 6 yo) went on precisely 2 non-fast pass rides in 4 days because the lines were… Read more

Ice skates in a liquor store. Makes sense.

There are also the Boston Marathon Bombing truthers - those that think the whole thing was a big false flag operation to increase cops and security in Boston. Alex Jones (who else?) was pushing this one as well.

Rep. Chaffetz: "Congress has better ways to spend their time and more important things to do than making and passing resolutions for golfers." Read more

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Congratulations Drew, Mrs. Drew and Baby Vernix Drew!

"Did you know that Ziggy makes children's music now?" Read more

But, but, Daddy Rex said we'd win the Super Bowl!!?!?! When you're told you're daddy's special little boy long and often enough, then you believe it and when you fail you figure out which of your brothers held you back.

I was wondering if there was a proper UrbanDictionary term for someone who displays too much gum, but I had very little luck Read more

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I'll add to the chorus of plaudits. Will certainly send an email/tweet to #longreads and hope that this ends up on the shortlist for Best Sportswriting of 2011. Really fine work. Grantland should be envious, btw.

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Beat me to it. +1 He's such a hack.