Cthulhu’s Witnesses spreading the word

Cthulhu’s Witnesses spreading the word
This is not a ghost story, but a horrible human encounter. This happened about 4.5 years ago:
You deceive me for five years, your wants no longer matter.
I’m not saying all of that. Just that her stuff hasn’t evolved. I think that Inside Amy Schumer was gold.
You are doing the next level “there are starving children in Africa” dick move right now. You aren’t more interesting or a better person because you can derail a conversation and show concern about a more serious topic. It just means you can’t read the room.
Thats what fucking grace under pressure looks like.
I'm not sure I can stomach another man in my life at this point.
Not gross, no danger, don't be silly.
They were in a crowded restaurant, she wasn't in danger. They didn't tie her to the chair or threaten her, she could have easily walked out. It's gross you sympathize with someone who conned 4 or more people into a relationship.
Yes, typically things work better when one marries an adult instead of a child.
The "choice" I made that he was referring to was "watching a movie with a 'friend,' and then asking for a ride to my dorm so I didn't walk a mile alone in the dark." God, what a slut! What bad choices!
Your in-laws are a clan of pigfucking shit stains.
Wow. He's the worst, but your former mother-in-law can go fuck herself with a cactus too.
"I would like to thank the universe for sending that vagina to wake me up in more ways than one."
I want to hear about them so much. Manchildren are so wonderful to hear about even though they're terrible to deal with.
Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)
On the other hand, bullet dodged?