Found out I had Chlamydia when I went into my OB to confirm my pregnancy.
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Cross the ankles, tuck ‘em under!
Chrissy, call me. Let’s grub.
A mass free-bleed on the Senate steps should work! Start syncing now, ladies.
I also admit to being a bit flagrant with my urination while intoxicated.
Yes. Ship him to me. Right now. No joke.
It is my dream. SOMEDAY, I WILL OWN A GODZILLA-RABBIT
*incredulous slow clap*
Get it, girl! I applaud your bravery!
Are my socks and Tupperware lids there, too? That would be super helpful.
Florida? Florida, Florida, Florida.
I hope they remember the uber sweet ‘brows
That gif is my new power animal.
Yeah? Well, I don’t want to see your disgusting plastic face, but here we are.
Oh, this? This is just a thing he does from time to time. NBD.
My sibling had that issue, but he had medical issues that required a ton of steroids, leaving his bladder under developed.
Feeling you on that one. (It’s Curious George at my house)
Came for the comments. Not disappointed. Thanks everybody!
I like “Happy Yule”, or everyone’s favorite “ Happy Festivus!”
Just a little pibble. We acquired Luna after she was abandoned following a house fire.