What was it Robert Frost said? “Good fences make good neighbors unless your neighbor is black in which case fuck that guy,” I think it was.

Actual quote:

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

“This again?!?”

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

Residents of Cobb County now looking to move to San Diego.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

Only $69.88 at Harbor Freight with a coupon

Talk to your meteorologist if your storm lasts longer than 4 hours.

It’s ok Tom, Destination Cleveland already has all the promotional materials they need, so the budget can go to other purposes:

+1 for Comic Sans.

It’s amazing to me how quickly the “mainstream media” has normalized this shit. Not even two weeks after the election, and still months before he’s sworn in, and fucking CNN is already waffling on whether it’s really fair to expect the leader of the free world to alienate his base by confirming that he doesn’t think…

They probably have one of these on the car somewhere, too:

I made a Venn diagram to illustrate my thoughts.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

I can’t believe that of the millions of sperms released, this guy was the fastest.

I’m a high school teacher at a conservative boarding school in Virginia. Here is the letter I wrote to my (mostly Trump-supporting) students.

I hope you realize I was, too. A flat Earth does not rotate. If it did, we’d all get flung off the edge - centripital force is a real thing!

Knowing the Patriots (and the Browns), Collins is probably riddled with tapeworms, cocaine, or a combination thereof.

He has definitely shared his wife with the guys at Sturgis.