Have some ketchup with your hotdog, friend:

“That’s no moon.”

If this movie isn’t renamed “2 Quiet...” someone needs to be fired.

I'm surprised no one has died on this show

When you scrolling through the want ads, see “Offensive Coordinator,” and think “I could do that.”

I, for one, am completely satisfied to witness the slow demise of one of my least favorite brands. 

Harley-Davidson’s Slow Decline Is Getting Hard To Watch

Who wants to hand their money over to a bunch of clowns?

Guess these guys are unfamiliar with the Streisand Effect...

Everybody want to be Black till it’s time to be Black....

I bought none of these. What do I win?  I guess my prize was getting to keep my money....

my god curved TVs were so stupid. 

“OK, alarm set for 9:11 am”

Ok, so you DON’T know how quotes work then. Good to know.

The original Ghostbusters movies were a horror franchise written by comedians. The recent reboot was a comedy movie written by comedy writers. I feel like that was the secret sauce the reboot didn’t have.

One thing I’ll never be able to understand is this country’s unwavering ability to complicate using a toilet. It’s a chair for pee and poo; it shouldn’t be this difficult. 

*Reads headline*

And I have a 6-year old daughter, which is presumably why I’m seeing endless Barbie advertisements. But still.

I hate yogurt.  Especially with strawberries.

> “I didn’t post it on Facebook or YouTube as a challenge or whatever.”