Mondesi said he never saw the charges coming because he was sans crystal ball.

That money will go a long way in Dekalb!

Nebraska paid NIU $820K to come to Lincoln and beat them as well. Time to make it raaaaaain in DeKalb!

The Cornhuskers failed to realize that DeKalb, Illinois, is (no, really) a couple of buildings surrounded by endless corn.

Woo! Go huskies

I got nothing to add. Just wanted to say Go Huskies.

Nah, it’ll disappear sooner than we think, if only because younger generations will use something else. I work in secondary education, and my completely-based-on-personal-experience take is that Twitter will go the way of Facebook. Teenagers don’t use Facebook anymore, because their parents are all over it. I see it,…

Trust me, there’s enough outrage around to cover all political spectrums these days

This is why Twitter will never die, the media depends on it. I predict that within 5 years 100% of all stories on the internet, Deadspin included, will either be about what someone tweeted, or will be about what someone tweeted in response to another person’s tweet. It’s all just a big media circle jerk creating…

God, his parents must be so proud. Kid is only 18, he’s barely out of high school, and he’s already spewing meaningless buzzwords and billing for utterly useless services like a consultant two or three times his age!

“Hire a former judge or prosecutor . . . .”

It’s precious that you think the NFLPA will not still be up a creek after the next round of collective bargaining. They’ll win the right to write messages on their shoes if they so desire, at the cost of 5% of gross revenue. And they’ll win back the right to tweet at halftime.

It’s the kind of math you do when you want to further a narrative, my friend.

In other news, Keith Wenning has just signed a contract to fight Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

You love Sports huh? Name two other Huey Lewis albums.

I feel bad for Dykstra...He took the over at 56.

I’m not Amish, just raising my kids that way. Really enjoy not having to share the computer with those bastards.

Politics aside, the day we stop asking questions is the day bad things happen.

She’s a white girl with a Thug Life bitmoji. I bet she has all types of cool thoughts and opinions. /s

I wonder if she is getting masters agree.