This article was objective, informative, and well-written but Jez really does need to take a break from the whole topic and let it go. (Someone feel free to insert a Frozen let it go GIF here. I don't know how to do GIFs. Computer idiot here.)

If I hear the word "retouching" one more time over the course of the next 48 hours... I swear to god...

Interesting idea. For some reason, I thought it worked better for the violent/creepy paintings. Not sure what that says about me! I guess it's just that I found the unchanging faces somewhat disturbing. In an already disturbing painting, that's more appropriate. Now I'm hoping for a sequel: they could spend all 10…

Oh no, they're tin cans and string all the way. Handcrafted Tim cans made by artisans in Gowanus.

I bet they also still use their cell phone to make calls.

They probably only use Polaroid. It's retro. Can't even BE edited, that's how much hipster cred it has.

You must be such an amazing photographer to never use photoshop! What kind of camera do you use? The iPhone 5 or 5S?

wait, we're not supposed to double down when we're wrong? I've been playing the game all wrong...

I think it is a special kind of love.

I think it loves you too!

If Lena Dunham apologizes to Jessica for cutting in front of her in the bathroom line that one time, can we all move on?

She's polite, at least, for not calling out Jezebel for calling her fat and unattractive. Which is what all this underhanded concern trolling was really saying. "LOL Lena, you're definitely fatter than that. You must be photoshopped!"

Respectfully, if you guys have something specifically against Vogue then it would be great if you would just write up a big retrospective piece. The more you make this about Lena Dunham and effectively force her to respond to this—which no matter how you slice it is a direct discussion about her body that invites a…

Has anybody been "really angry" about the cover? I mean, I have feeling about it, but saying someone is "really angry" is a bit much.

Actually, her twitter response was much better: "Way cooler when people do things out of pure blind spite than out of faux altruism". Faux altruism describes this whole shitshow perfectly.

Sorry, sorry, but this picture always make me giggle.

Great, now we're living on an inferior planet. Thanks science.