The wheels can be quickly swapped, and the hood scoop can be removed. You may even be tempted to make this car look tasteful and close to stock.

Looking at this and all I’m hearing is Waylon Jennings. “just some good old boys. Never meaning no harm”

My wife uses my balding head (haven’t taken it all off yet) as a thermometer for food spiciness. She’ll watch me take a bite, then check to see how damp the crown of my head is. If it’s damp, it’s hot but she can eat it. If it overwhelms the few strands up there, it’s a no-go.

1961-69 Lincoln continental sedan (the one with suicide rear doors). This is the only right answer.

I saw one of those on a Merkur Scorpio in Paris once!

I think lapped cars should be allowed to turn around and drive in the opposite direction at full throttle, take out a few opponents, then pause and hit ‘Restart Race’.

...wait, what are we talking about again?

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

He raced at eleven. Like other drivers but one Lauda.

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

I’m here to tell you that Hummer was good, and America should forgive it.

When I got season tickets to college basketball my senior year of high school the old dude in front of me would routinely tell me that I was breaking his ear drums because I was clapping too loud.

Slightly Hotter Take: cream cheese frosting is the only not-butt frosting, and it’s okay at best.

A few years ago at the California State Fair CalTrans brought their 18-wheeler driving simulator for all to try. Even in that artificial environment you realize the massiveness and challenges of driving one. I gained a new appreciation for big rig drivers.

tom jones.... rofl

People of all ages need some. . . good transportation.

The New York Roughriders

I was going to do a whole bit about how the Lamborghini Espada has a greenhouse such that you’ll feel like it’s a convertible, but how has no one said Alfa Spyder yet??

No Miata, but what about a FIATa?!?

5/10 for the low-hanging fruit

Awfully small headlights.