Hardest I’ve laughed in a while. You turned into Bubbles from Trailer Park boys at about 55 seconds in. “I don’t know, Ricky, shouldn’t we be in s-sport mode?”

Hilarious!

“Please contact our sales representative, Tavarish, at 555-5555”

There’s nothing wrong with quadcopter. It is descriptive and has a known definition, it doesn’t have to be technically correct.

You can also buy a hamburger from Five Guys, WhataBurger, Smashburger, and Bobby Flay’s Burger Place for less than the price of an award winning BBQ beef brisket.

Every day, I try to share a little more of myself with the world.

Can you use a clutch pedal? You sound like you can’t use a clutch pedal.

Me too, patiently waiting for “Miata is not the answer” and “Why wagons suck” articles.

Jeez... Burning all of your bridges before leaving? Don’t forget to lock the door on your way out!

That’s not an albatross; it’s a microphone.

This, right here, is why Jalopnik will always be great, no matter how much the editors, Gawker Media, or Nick Denton himself might try to fuck it up.

Episode 1

I hope Doug’s show has Between Two Ferns-esq slights and banter. Also hope we get some crossovers with those other channels you’ve mentioned, the kids these days love crossovers.

My favorite part is that the other Land Rover dealer follows you on twitter, even though you’re not comfortable going there any more.

....I guess the end bracket isn’t part of the coupon code.

....I guess the end bracket isn’t part of the coupon code.

I just want to give them all a hug and say, “There, there. You’ll get it next time, champ.” Remember me as the fleshy meatbag guy who supported you during the hard times, robot overlords.