It is, even worse - the “valuations” are such bullshit.

I really like the return of pod racing.

I know. The Ars Technica review calls them simple. Maybe there’s something else going on....

Why make sense or explain yourself when there’s pretentious bullshit to spout?

wow the dude in the image has some stupid looking hair.

not enough butt fucking, shoddy animations and wrotong GOAT!

thats a lot of emo whining for a relatively simple game review. awww nathan needed to share

this is why this article sucks

but the shill article said WOT wasnt pay to win :( i dont know who to believe

WHAT SHOULD BLACK GUYS SOUND LIKE, RACIST?!?

I’ve spoken about this with other folks at Kotaku, and they’ve all given excellent counterpoints to my complaints beyond “well this isn’t a problem in the back end of the game”. Stuff like it’s a nice little statement on permanence, on how everything in this game is built on physics, on how sometimes you need to…

Cool. The review will be ready in April. Because Kotaku runs on Colored Reviewer Time

Today on Shit No One Cares About, Jason “Tampon” Schreier pasts some Tweets including a mean joke.

Today on Shit No One Cares About, Jason “Tampon” Schreier pasts some Tweets including a mean joke.

Blacklist’s story did suck, but it was Splinter Cell at its heart.

But but but people who don’t care about the political message are racist bigot assholes who should g3et in touch with their womanhood.

Ugh. Half of your review is spent whining about the political message and cultural insensitivity of a Tom Clancy game. Have you played a Tom Clancy game before this? It doesn’t seem like you have.

“Sorts out its supply chain” = “Decides to make some more.”

Transformers 5: Where the Geckos from MGS hunt down Fat Albert and the Gang in an urban dystopia.

Do people just walk around with perpetual hard ons or something? “I’m in gay love with a video game shark guy.” is pretty fucking pathetic. This is a job for prostitution. Maybe if assholes like you got their nut off you’d calm the fuck down and gain a dose of perspective.