He’s gonna regret this in 10 years.

Console verification? Recorded submission?

More completely worthless... I don’t even want to call it “advice” from Lifehacker.

Evidently, Nathan Grayson has never heard of cockfighting.

Let’s just totally play this on a table we have!

Sounds like bullshit to me; if he liked being unknown, he’d have said “I MISS being unknown.”

Why the hell haven’t Fox put the Wolverine property into the Assassin’s Creed engine yet?

Much better advice than what you normally see on lifehacker.

Middle-class status symbol. No more complex than that. Next question.

It’s hard-G Gif. G for Graphics, which is also a hard G.

Welp. Time to ignore Gizmodo Media for a week until this clears the fucking “You May Also Like” queue.

Still haven’t seen a Hello Kitty captive bolt stunner yet.

Was gonna upvote but I was reminded about how shitty STO became after the whole Romulus thing dropped.

I know: you’d do the dishes.

Don’t forget to play polo after brunch!

2 bedrooms?! You’ve no idea what a small apartment is.

Fuck this. This is clear and present proof that football needs 30 minute periods with a clock that pauses.

WHOM we are now.

That’s what you get when you follow advice that shows up on Lifehacker.

What the fuck tiny apartment has a dishwasher?