
When I'm sleepy but I can't sleep, there's only one medicine that does the job. And that medicine is...medicine. But…
Shall I cumpare th33 to a sumrz day? Bcuz UR hawt LOL ;)
Nah, the one who is being a dick is the dude with the long piece of grass that's tickling poor sleeping doggie's ears.

Gee gosh oh golly McGillicuddy — I wonder what this is lampooning?
It’s true! Science, that most unimpeachable and magical of intellectual disciplines, says so, and a new book from…

It's a shame I never paid attention in physics class because outside of Walter White's school of chemistry, physics…
I never looked at it as chivalry. I spend ten minutes getting ready, shave, and toss some gel in my hair.

This dirtbiker was cruising along until he found a ram camped out in the middle of the track. The ram didn't…
And your failure in reading comprehension isn't part of the definition either. This is about a specific legal action, no threat of violence. Debate foreign policy and lethal action elsewhere, this has nothing to do with this specific incidence.
And none of those have anything to do with legal take down notices, indictments or pressures that are within current set of laws that govern the US. A more appropriate term is thug or bully. Terrorism is defined not just by violence but by its extralegal nature. Without the violence its just bad governance. Vote…
Nope, I'm perfectly versed in what defines a terrorist, and passing laws through a democratic process isn't part of it.
And my wife is terrified of spiders, not an appropriate definition.
I don't think you know what a terrorist actually is...
Taco Bell, we need to talk.
It’s summertime, so it’s wedding time. Psyched? No, I know. What should be a maybe fraught but generally lovely…
Nadal isn't that far off. He just mixed up the type of bone filling needed.