HE'S GOT A SEAGULL!

I'm pretty much always looking at my dream car.

Just make a sporty diesel version and call it the STd.

I'm from eastern Canada (Newfoundland) and I never understood when Americans did those hoser Canadian impressions. I always thought "we don't talk like that." Now I live in western Canada. Oh. Dear. God. You were right all along.

"Russain WRC driver Evgeny Novikov's car..."

No. Asking people for money is always tacky.

Ha! You're famous...Tim and/or Jarrod!

LOVE THIS. Your Cameraman? Hero. Douche who thinks it's okay to take 4 overweight bags on a flight and then ditches them when he doesn't get his way? Not so much.

Yes, it's the dumb people that cause these problems. These are the same people that stand up and block up the aisle in the plane as soon as it stops at the terminal.

As a frequent flyer people like this confuse me... Do they really not know that they are going to have to pay additional fees when they get to the airport? Seems almost universal now that if your bag is over 50lbs you are going to be paying out the nose... why not just ship it?

This is the best gif ... in the world

Catback!

Your comment is the stupidest thing I've read all year.

There is a theme brewing on Jalopnik today: Racing is dangerous...should it be? Is it worth it? Yes and Yes.

Because all cops are bad right? That's like saying because Hitler was German you don't care when any German dies. Or because the Unabomber was a white american you don't care when any white americans die. What a dumbass.

Tax gifts? You mean corporate tax? He is still taxed personal income and capital gains. Taxing a corporation is double dipping. Some had to make the car, right? Are you suggesting perhaps Porsche shouldn't be allowed to exist? Where are you going? If he drove it more, would there be a silver lining to your…

It's the owner's car. They may do whatever they please with it. Wash it, don't wash it, drive it, don't drive it. The joys of ownership.

What kind of douche dust-writes on paint? Of course any damage will buff out, but that's still pretty lame.

Post ALL the Le Mans photos!

I'm sorry but this is such a pointless story. It sounds like a common interaction between a young girl and a prudish old person. I don't see what's the big deal, why it needs to be news worthy, and why its on Jalopnik. I'd much rather hear about Jay Leno's newest addition to his collection or something.