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Do you know how cold permafrost is?

THAT’S JUST WHAT BIG AMPERSAND WANTS YOU TO THINK.

You mention this as being an icon of Ford (Detroit) and Jeep (Toledo).

What an arrogant little shit. 

They made an accurate claim. It’s got 0% beef. it’s not their fault that illiterate dipshits think 0% beef means something is vegan when it doesn’t. The basic, common-sense likelihood of cross-contamination doesn’t invalidate that statement.

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(two Airplane! references in one comment section)

OK Boomer.

To be fair I feel like it’s a commonly known fact that Applebees hates its customers and just wants them to suffer.

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I legit carry cab fare (well, now it’s on my phone and it’s Uber or Lyft) when going out for my birthday because if they start singing at me, I will get up and walk out. I’ve done it twice, because people don’t believe me when I say that this is not a thing I want, ever. Sing at me at home, if you need to, but in a

It’s not for the birthday-haver, it’s for their friends and family, who enjoy embarrassing their loved ones.  It’s why I have no friends.

Does anyone actually like that? I could see kids maybe enjoying it, but it must be rare for an adult. 

I’ve threatened death and breakups on anyone telling the server it was my birthday.  Having a scene made about me in public is pretty much the last thing my introverted ass wants to happen.

I have zero sympathy for a Cowboys fan on Thanksgiving or any other day.

Somehow this story got worse.

After realizing my favorite part of eating sour candies was pouring the residual powder in the bag down my gullet, I just bought a pound of citric acid. A little sprinkle on fresh fruit brings me joy and it’s been surprisingly useful in general cooking.

Frederick L. Mexicansareallrapistsanddrugdealers has questions.

Places that cheat to try to nickle and dime their patrons are usually on their way out anyway.

Mid-Century Menu is a complete delight.