Dear Penthouse,

Could this just be a cultural thing?

(sound of crickets)

Sure, the point is that bunching one of the most notorious examples of domestic terrorism in this country with some “fun facts” about the city where a baseball team is located is misguided at best. Emmett Till was a child whose “claim to fame” was his brutal lynching, and it’s a fame that was built on the image of his…

Nothing beats George becoming a hand model. “His hand became deformed like a claw. He soon had to be fed by cub scouts.”

There are no Smollett parts, only Smollett actors.

Not being allowed to kick a butthole explains Conor McGregor’s success against strikers.

Loved the Liz Phair cover.

Full disclosure: I thought of that line years ago, and have been waiting for a reason to use it. 

or, just let people live their lives and love each other. you aren’t part of the equation, and neither are your feelings.

The first one is more like a Hey Mary, and then if it doesn’t work they have to bust out the big guns with the Hail Mary.

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Sports are trashy tabloid reality TV shows for men.

Unfortunately I had some pretty major issues with the episode, I just don’t think the events of the last week’s story should (or could) have been wrapped up so easily. I mean what about the cctv footage at the store which would have shown not only the fight between Ronny and Barry but also Loach shooting at Barry? Or…

Hader won an Emmy for this show, like 6 months ago.

That is so Kafkaesque.

This comment is downright Lynchian!

The flip side of the corn hype is that it’s now A Thing and it leads to more chanting than I want to participate in. 

Okay, I won’t even.

Even worse is when your child leaves the Camelbak bottle like the one in the illustration with juice or milk in it, because wifey-poo can’t handle the fact that 3-y/o is not getting exactly what he is demanding (hey, guess why he is demanding it?! You caved, he wins, he forces the issue from then on) and he leaves it…