Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

Meanwhile Standing Rock Sioux Tribe is allowed to be attached by dogs and arrested for protecting THEIR land. Good job, world. But a fork in me because I am done.

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

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Yes, there will be at least 15 minutes on the national debt during an election that is a national referendum on what percentage of the country is all-in for white nationalism.

My work had dealings with Trump in the early 2000's and I dug as deep into any files I could access for dirt knowing that I would be fired if caught. Nothing I found wasn’t already public, but if I’d found something incriminating I would happy lose my job if that is what it took to stop him.

This reminds me of that Stephen King books where pre-teens have group sex in a sewer to save Maine or something.

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

This seems incredibly stupid. Ted’s only hope was to keep this as a “toldyaso” but now he’s both disloyal and unprincipled. Maybe Trump promised him Scalia’s special fart and sexual torture room (and the Supreme Court vacancy).

Sure, I mean, of course I agree with that, dude, come on. But let’s at least be intellectually honest about it, even when the other side is not. You wrote that “Joe Ricketts believes that Donald Trump is a dangerous, untrustworthy misogynist. But still—better than a woman becoming president.” In fairness — such as it…

I don’t like Donald Trump. In fact, I might actually hate him. And this guys seems like a douche, and I sure hope the Mets beat the Cubs in the NLDS. But I am not sure it follows that someone who tried to get a different Republican elected cannot now support the Republican nominee without being labeled a hypocrite.…

There are those who will read this and think “Why, yes, I do want this con man to head our country, because we’ll be the beneficiaries of his grifts and swindles” without realizing that they’re the ones being swindled.

“Enemy combatant” is a complete chicken-shit way to escape having to provide the rights and protections of criminal justice or prisoner of war status to someone.

I couldn’t care less about the canibalism aspect, but chicken tends to be really drab in flavor as are eggs. There’s a reason you mix eggs with chorizo or some shit like that.

Yes!!!! I eat like that, too, Gilmores, but it’s why my doctor feels the need to discuss the weight loss programs available through my insurance every single time I go in. Yes, even that time I just needed some antibiotics for my ear infection.

Honestly, of all the Food Network people with shows, I probably make her recipes the most. But goddamn you’re right about the completely ridiculous overpronuciation of Italian words. Plus she’s always making bolognese in a white shirt. Who does that?

Awesome, I had been looking for a kind of financial arrangement that would allow me to trade in one of the few remaining hopes your average person has of building any wealth over the course of their lives.

I am a former chicken dresser. As a young girl, living on a farm we didn’t have a lot of dolls so I dressed up the chickens. We weren’t supposed to bring them in the house but I did, almost got caught, and in a spark of “brilliance” decided to hide it in the toilet and close the lid. My Aunt talks about coming in the…