LOL, the number font on their jerseys is supposed to look like hot dogs. I’m going to a dogs game next month. This should be fun.

TR fanboy here...two of my favorite TR anecdotes:

TR would have done it in the nude.

And...you sent me down the Teddy Roosevelt fitness rabbit hole. Dude was a maniac. Here he is as the inspiration for Wolverine:

Teddy Roosevelt would be proud of this show of muscular progressivism.

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

Propose socialist policies and your average American will flip out.

Nah, I wanna be poor and make old rich white men richer. It’s what we white Christians were born to do. Yeehaw!

And not just any job, they get to travel around the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Super pale perfectly smooth skinned Jesus has what looks to be a stick on beard.
“No man can defeat me!” - Satan
*Jesus slams down the hand of satan*
“That’s because I am no man!” -Jesus
*Rips off beard*

Jolly Green Giant.

“Press ‘Like’ to help Jesus win”

Call it trash and they won’t for sure, need a snazzy name.

Mugabe was almost everything Trump aspires to be politically.

I would trade Zimbabwe the Donald, Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Jared, Pence, Mnuchin, and Jeff Sessions for some guys uncle.

“He who smelt it, dealt it”

And I’ll be honest, I don’t think Vince Carter will ever die.

I mean, to be fair, there is a growing contingent of people who actually believe that it’s an unfair idea to have governments create public roads.

They're all Christians and don't believe in premarital sex, so what's the big deal? Go to Bible studies and take cold showers.

Laughing. At. Assholes. Removes. Their. Power.