OK...I’m sure I missed where someone suggested this for a cane, right?

I hope Apple pulls out, if a deal is even in the works. Everything Kanye touches turns to shit.

Yet another Gawker clickbait piece that bemoans the costs of global warming while never mentioning the true cause - too damned many humans.

You might want to read this first.... http://beta.speedtest.net/privacy

Is Gawker the pot or kettle in this one?

It’s easy to do a shitty job, that you’ll have to re-do soon, fast.

He’s not a bad actor either. You almost believe that he thinks that shit sounds awesome.

So why don’t we put wind turbines atop the dam and make even more electricity?

It was a little unnerving being a white woman and being introduced to kava tea by a white man, because historically, it is not a white people drink.

The cartoon was simply awesome! This human reboot will suck the life completely out of the character and wipe the awesomeness of the original Tick from the face of the planet - something Chairface himself could never have done.

5. Buy a Windows laptop that costs the same.

Because thieves don’t steal shoes....

So what are people to do? Continually monitor security websites, RSS feeds and forums? Continually upgrade and update their equipment?

They should have stuck with “It’s our damned company. They are our damned cars. And we’ll sell them and damned way we want.”

Don’t schedule lunch meetings at all! Not everyone at work likes each other (or you). Sometimes taking that break at lunch is all that stands between a tolerable work environment and another speech by Obama about how bad guns are.

There is one major difference in the guitars. One you are less likely to smash over the head of a drunk.

Those look (and act) like tiny plasma balls.

Putting aside the obvious (that you should pay for things because you want those producing it to continue to produce the things that you like), I fail to see how running a site that links to OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE SHARING CONTENT is illegal.

You should have a pleasing television appearance. You know...for the next investigation broadcast on CSPAN.