jimcooke
Jim Cooke
jimcooke
Art Director — Gizmodo Media Group | gizmodo.com, deadspin.com, jezebel.com, lifehacker.com, kotaku.com, jalopnik.com
Sep 26 2016
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The next ads should just juxtapose all the time he claimed, “I never said that.” with all the footage of him saying that.

Feb 19 2016
73

I’m a good person with a lovely family, Ashley. So . . . maybe once. yolo.

Feb 19 2016
665

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Oct 7 2015
105

Marchman and the deadspin staff workshopped the names, and then I did my thing on the logos.

Jul 29 2015
4

Yeah, that’s actually me. But yes, Sam sits next to Tara on the other side.

May 22 2015
34

Not an accident, but I once showed up at a local burger place with some friends only to find out that they had just closed the kitchen because they were holding a hot dog eating contest that was about to begin. The hot dogs were 3 feet long, and served in long stiff bread kind of like baguettes. I was hungry. The Read more

Feb 9 2015
8

I Want My Hat Back is so great. One of the only children's books I can think of with an actual murder in it.

Jan 9 2015
5

I like you. You get it. I really don't want to have to make this plaque.

Jan 9 2015
130

One of the greatest parts of my job are the days when Tommy Craggs, in a flurry of excitement, runs over to me and says something like, "Hey Cooke, can you draw Derek Jeter getting his ass eaten out?" or, "Hey Cooke, can you draw a quick dong on the new Cubs mascot?" Read more

Nov 5 2014
124

Mark, you forgot this one of Robert DeNiro and Gerard Depardieu getting a handjob together.