I feel you. I once said “There is no fucking way they can make a Speed 2. It just wouldn’t make sense! How would it even make sense?”

Folks, this is what sobriety does to a brain. Don’t let this happen to you!

I kiiiinda feel like you’re describing the MORTAL KOMBAT movie, which is the pinnacle of cinematic excellence.

selling a wow account to buy weed. welcome to rock bottom.

So his name is Lazarus, and he dies a few days before Palm Sunday... Well if there’s one man than Jesus would raise from the dead, it would certainly be a guy who brought smiles to children. May he rest in peace... because I’m not ready for the second coming.

Okay, we get it, higher forces! Toys’R’Us is dead!

Hi Michael,

HA HA HA Good one. Never seen this comment before. How’d you come up with it?

People hold their phone vertically 90% of the time. Having the wherewithal to capture something so terrifying at all is remarkable, but it’s a real shame they didn’t think of the fart sniffer internet commenters who’d bitch about their…

Boston Dynamics, eat your heart out.

This sounds fascinating, but it would be nice if I could buy just the first chapter and see if I like it before plunging in for the full season. I could, i suppose, buy it and then request a refund if it’s not for me, but that feels wrong.

That’ll make a former alter-boy’s cheeks clench.

Hahahaha. Good one, boys. Unpaid labor is going to make a decision that will cost the university revenue. That’ll get me through the rest of the afternoon.

True, but Dixon leveraged Pitt’s Big East/MSG presence to land players. The Big East tourney was a huge part of the appeal. Now Pitt’s just some other school in a conference.

Guh. You’re right. I wrote about this, too!

(Let us pause here to note that while the Old Big East is often remembered with nostalgia as the symbol of a more innocent time, the league was in fact a marketing creation designed to tap into the possibilities of a newfangled platform known as cable television. Its demise was really the logical conclusion of founder…

Money laundering, wire fraud, tax evasion, things like that. The entire system is a conspiracy to commit tax evasion, but the ringleader of the racket is the NCAA which prevents players from claiming their income legally.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Bring back all the different kinds of skiing

Though it’s funny I remember before Dark Knight came out there was a huge amount of skepticism about Ledger and whether he’d be able to do the role justice given how iconic and celebrated the Jack Nicholson version was.

The only way I can think of a way that’s both heavy handed and cheap as chips as expected from state sponsored propaganda, is to label the island as Taiwan,