I love that the participants in these types of fights wait until their opponent’s back is turned and swing at the back of their head... and they still only clip the ear because they chicken out at the last second.

I was rooting so hard for simultaneous knockout.

I gotta say, this was a nice little fight. The only guy that jumps in who wasn’t initially involved (green shirt holding cup) gets popped and put in his place. The only guy throwing a running cheap shot (orange shirt, long hair) gets sent to Jesus, and it would appear everyone else received an equal amount of blows…

Stereotypes are a real time saver.

May I suggest a single serve toaster? Embrace your loneliness in every aspect of breakfast.

Denying evolution is almost quaint and nostalgic in this era of Trumpian malaise.

Still, even if you live in Fresno you’re practically next door to Yosemite, and some beach (compared to the rest of us, anyway). So boo hoo, go roll yourself a legal joint and set your DVR. :)

You could say the same about just about every American team.

Not...always.

I’m trying not to find this cathartic, I promise

Jesus fucking Christ, can we not experience ONE goddamn criticism of Republicans without a bunch of primadonna liberals bitching about how they would have done the criticism differently?

And if they DON’T get the funding increase, they’ll move to Oklahoma City.

His argument is that he used mature discretion and judgment in deciding not to flip the fan the bird, and yet decided it was probably cool to shout “fuck you” at the same fan seconds later?

The real winner here: Earl Watson, who does not have to deal with this team any longer.

Markelle Fultz also made a shooting gesture toward fans in Detroit last night.

Go fuck yourself.

Marshawn 2020

#chillKFCisdope&woke

K

hey big fan, show ur bricks