Aug 23 2017

Ernie is the best, don’t bad talk Ernie to me. Ernie is beloved. He contains multitudes.

Mar 23 2017

We had a similar exercise conducted at a hospital I worked at about 5 years ago. Our “trainer” was a knowledgeable, former FBI agent & just about the kindest man you could ever meet. The first thing he told us was, “you’re not Jack Bauer so stop pretending to be”. He said they’d get calls all the time about people Read more

Mar 3 2017

“I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from Read more

Jan 29 2017

This is perfectly normal behavior. He has every reason to fear being pushed down the stairs. There’s a big line of people waiting for the chance. And I am one of them

Aug 11 2015

“You can’t apply the results of the p-value test to the universe where the sidebar is actually better because the p-value test makes assumptions about the universe, namely that all possible rest results are due to chance.”

Jul 31 2015

When the source material is ultimately a diatribe about why we’d all be better off if there were a worldwide military junta, maybe a disrespectful adaptation is the only way a sensible person could ever approach it.