Dammit. This wasn’t funny at all. I’m fucking crying.
Emma Carmichael is a wonderful and supportive boss who eggs you on at the right moments and also is incredibly patient with drunk bloggers. (She has this very specific “uh huh, uh huh” nod that makes you realize it’s time to go home, but in a nice way.) That said, this is rude.
Purely speculation, but I’m assuming he would’ve had a faster response time.