Not cool because it will encourage teens to have sex. Same reason they are uncool with the HPV vaccine. Because that’s how teens work, right? They get an opportunity to have sex and first stop to think “wait, I could get HPV which might give me cancer in several decades.”

So... There’s going to be a 3rd movie eventually, with the title “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice”, right? Let’s not wait another 36 years for that one, or else Michael Keaton won’t have to wear any makeup at all for the part.

You know, that Japanese brand that used to make some pretty cool sporty cars but now only makes a bunch of boring, forgettable crossovers.

“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

The Cybertruck is a “beast” in the same way that a Vespa scooter is a “hog.”

I wonder if they told him they would cover the repair if he made a positive post.

“above and beyond” = Teslastan for doing the bare minimum, and only when insisting in public.

Sounds like they gave him a glass of Kool-Aid too....

I don’t think I’ve done either of those things you’ve accused me of in this article.

I gotta give these robots props for fucking up jumps in the most painfully human way possible. I can feel some of these, even if they can’t.

I’m still not over the fact that you can see them blow out their knee on both of their jump fails. Hydraulic fluid line, ACL, the result looks exactly the same.

Rival gangs don’t wait.

96 shots over 41 seconds.

I’m a firm believer that cops empty clips and keep reloading and then claim that a bad guy fired first.

I’m a firm believer that if the bad guy fires at the Police first or tries or attempt to injure while fleeing, then the response should be to empty clips and keep reloading.

I suspect we’ll learn more about what went down and why in the coming days.

Sit in the quiet for 41 seconds. Do nothing. Feel how long 41 seconds is.

Should we though?  Here and Giz are about the last ones standing, and hopes are not high from an end user perspective.

A little more time at the range and they might have known what gunshots do and do not sound like.

If we pump more carbon into the air, we can get that storm classification up to 11!  /s