Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I’ve never seen this meme. Please post more.

Going to leave tomorrow night after work, 1000 mile drive to get there but, I figure unless enough money falls from the sky to get me to Le Mans, this is my last chance to see all 4 Ford GT’s in one spot so pulling my oldest son out of school and heading south.

Thank you, idiot buyer, for increasing the value of my car. Keep up the good work!

When keeping it real...goes wrong.

This is the most depressing thing I’ve ever read on this website.

HAHAHAHA! ^ speaks truth. Manual or go home.

I recommend a Camaro. My God is it fun to drive.

“See, I should be good to go”

- Aldon Smith

Well, at least they can leave Kimi Raikkonen alone, he knows what he’s doing.

The Zonda also has the instrument cluster from the first-gen Lancia Y; although they blinged it up, the underlying unit is the same.

Even Mac Dre thinks Marshawn Lynch has a thick Bay accent.

AMG doesn’t need you. AMG will drive off in a hail of tire smoke.

“...and Thompson being straight up Windex.” That’s great, how have I never heard that one before?

Actually, chrysler originated the design. It’s a take on the ‘letter’ series 300s from the 50s.

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard, and fuck all his clones.

Because I like the feel and sound of a V8. I’m not opposed to reducing the size and increasing the efficiency of said V8.

The dishwasher is in the passenger seat.