Is the scene actually there? I would have assumed the airlines would select a “safe-for-TV” version, ie, ok for kids of all ages.

Plot Twist: This is an elaborate Jeep PR stunt, and the car that will be revealed upon the garage’s excavation is actually the new 2019 Wagoneer.

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

So, “agency” but not free agency.

I’m picturing a fight between cornerbacks which just consists of guys throwing their shoulders at people and hoping they fall down.

“That’s can’t possibly be our client: he hasn’t hit anyone all year.”

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

After the Celtics/Nets trade of “creaky Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett for the rest of your draft picks for the decade,” this is the worst NBA trade of my lifetime.

that Cousins was leaving in free agency as soon as he could

Now I know why his career was cut short. Guy didn’t know the first thing about coverage.

Welcome to the Not-New Review, a new thing we’re trying out! Used car is best car! Let us know what you think and what you want us to do with it!

Please don’t ruin this story with logic and facts.

“Thanks for the F shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the Boys (and the raccoons)“

I know! “The Joker” is stupid. Especially when “Jock Itch” is more appropriate and right there for the taking. If this catches on like I think it will, I can’t wait for an opposing player to block his shot and then yell “Tough Actin’ Tinactin” or “Lamisil!”.

So if your car gets stuck on the way down, do you get to shake the building?

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

These jokes aren’t going to take off.

A fake Ferrari? Whatever do you mean?

If you want a good deal on a late model (3-5 years old) used car, find a trade-in at a dealership that is a competitive brand (i.e. a Benz at a BMW dealership, a Lexus at an Acura, etc). They don’t want a competitor brand on the lot encouraging their customers to comparison shop, so they will be sending it to auction…