Wow, those guys from Estudiantes will never learn.

Sure Jesus’s jump shot his rookie year got criticized, but even his fiercest critics had to admit he hung tough on the boards.

It’s already been done.

Unfortunately for Pappa the police ignored him screaming and rolling on the ground for quite some time, unsure if he was just trying to draw a yellow card.

I’ll just go ahead and assume that this somehow involved Karim Benzema.

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

I’m a fan of the Mount Rushmore 69, myself, where you have four dead white guys staring at you, judging.

WHATEVER. Water is garbage.

Wu Ke mistake.