Yes, recall all the people angrily bellowing “OH GOD, THIS MOVIE BY THIS ONE MAN NAMED TODD IS TOO IRREVERENT TO BE TOLERATED BY POLITE SOCIETY!”

No, he’s not capable, alas. 

Think of all the insightful, deep jokes in Todd Phillips’ comedies, like “Did Caesar really live here?” Fuckin’ thoughtful stuff that really commands AND rewards analysis.

Interesting how law & order types are always the ones to immediately break laws.

Okay, it’s not interesting, but you get it.

Look at this white knight!

Who has ever been offended by the middle of the road films of Todd Phillips? 

I can 100% guarantee that’s not why he made the movie.

I’d vote for Warren purely because it made Zuck cry. 

Man, lots of righties can’t handle a fuckin’ kid. You should kill yourself if you’re triggered by a 16 year old. 

So...typical China then? 

Why are conservatives so violent?

He should be executed accordingly. 

The greys are really white knighting for their bloated boyfriend today.

Oh you poor dumb bitch, you so are. 

And yet, all do still do is cry over your hurt feelings.

Kill yourself if you’re so hurt. 

You’d know from slobbing on Trump’s. 

Look at this internet warrior white knighting for Donald Fuckin’ Trump!

Go cry about it, I thought you conservatives didn’t believe in hate speech, or could have your feelings hurt with words. So why cry over it?

As long as his voters die, who cares?

The GOP will never, ever, ever turn against Trump. Nothing will prompt it.