Oh, sure. Now you pivot to the “stick to sprots” conceit, after your social darwinist posturing above didn’t get the traction you expected and the commentariat exposed it as demonstrably unconscionable .

You know you’re getting old when you want to go out and just have a bangin’ time while every possible match in your dating pool is desperately seeking to achieve nothing more than a “sepia sense of preciousness” to have a full life.

Well, let’s just say that their pearl necklaces are made with actual pearls.