Earlier today on FS1 during NASCAR practice Jeff Gordon was talking about how to “beat him off” pit road.

One out away. Still hurts

Just want to say I like the general idea of this column. Signed, a Texas Rangers fan.

I want watching Time Traveling Bong last night and there was a Toyota ad that began: “technology is living .” I immediately tweeted them “technology is not living. There is nothing biological about it. Do you side with humans or robots? Never buying a Toyota.” I stand by my tweet.

Ah man that made me laugh

One of the first girls I ever jerked it to as a 12 year old. RIP Chyna

When I was in high school (about 8-10 years ago) I saw a guy do this to a girl I was friends with. Shocked me. He put his phone on his shoe with the camera on, walked up to her and had a conversation, maintaining eye contact and slid his shoe (with the camera) under her skirt. Not only was I disgusted but it…

*obligatory cheap Breaking Bad joke*

Bonus points for holding the presser in front of a blackboard with math all over it #branding

I would fire any of my employees who held that belief and I'd win in court if they tried to sue. Unsafe work environment.

So much behind the back beauty

Does he get paid to speed run? If so how much?

Shaq got his Masters from U of Phoenix

Zack Lowe might be wanted for arson, because he had a front row seat to that BURN!!!

Agreed Ronaldo is a boss. Now where’s your 1000 words on Manchester City’s wunderkind Kevin De Bruyne?

Legalize it.

Good read

Hendrick needs to fire Kahne. He’s been garbage the last two years and all of this year. Sign Harvick if he doesn’t want to follow SHR to Ford.

This is the first time I’m hearing about it but I would LOVE to get my hands on Eagle’s Flight. Maybe one of my friends will buy an Oculus.

When I was in college I covered the Wilmingtom Hammerheads who are also in the USL Pro. Just wanted to mention that. Go Hammers!