So this is the first human colony on another planet in all of human history yet there’s some massive alien artifact just sitting there and nobody cares? I’m sure the novel addresses this but your plot summary didn’t exactly! But I’d think the place would be roped off and covered by military scientists and intelligence…

Beautiful; I commend the presentation of lesser known artists’ work from places like deviant.art. I have utterly no interest at all in “actual art” shown in rich douchebag banker galleries, where aesthetic treason meets millionaires, but the creations of people who have a genuine passion for drawing and painting…

Spoilers! Arrrrgh! *dies*

What a perfectly unworkable idea. I suppose if I went over and entered some sparkly erotica the other editors would burst out in hives.

ESPN is practically owned by the NFL and other sports leagues. These crooked bastards report on nothing. Fucking Grantland was a joke come on.

Unlike garbage modern art, that’s a nice old oil painting. It’s not worth a million dollars though, not when that million dollars could’ve gone for what’s good in this world. A million dollars not spent protecting endangered species or victims of institutional violence.

Not to be off-topic but the Jezzies should be sharing those Gawker-Deadspin posts about the NFL domestic abuse photos and the league protecting and defending the abusers with their “NFL Security” ex-FBI intimidation goon squad bullshit. Same shit the NCAA does.

Fuck you Jerrry Jones, you dead-eyed psychopath.

Yes you’re right there’s a download arrow in the lower right.

Björk is a beautiful elf who proves elves are real.

Fuck the NCAA and the NFL. This constant rape and violence against women is not an acceptable cost for a billion dollar entertainment conglomerate that’s already violent and dangerous to play to begin with.

Why is NASA on Flickr? I don’t use that service, it demands a phone number at registration, I won’t give that to them because I can’t afford spam texts and sales calls. Or am I doing it wrong?

Katharine’s co-workers, please pin this to Halloween costume ideas:

My comment didn’t fit so it turned into a post because do it right damnit.

In America, a parselmouth is called a politician.

It isn’t funny, media in Italy often have mafia connections and he could have been in danger.

Hey Deadspin guy, why don’t other Gawker fucker sites also have “Up all night threads”? Because believe me talking to drunken, face-painted, half naked Cincinnati Bengals fans or whatever is going on here is not particularly interesting to most of humanity.

It sound like we’re both anti-Antiroyalist, albeit for different reasons. I understand where you’re coming from, your thing is actually common in North America and it’s totally fine. My reason is not even that well thought out, it’s just, “Why are we picking on a 90-year-old woman forced to play a weird acting job her…

An open laptop is always good because you can duck behind it while updating your Xena fan fiction page.

Lovely!