I don’t give enough fucks to do the your quiz. >:P

I think most people can agree that Deadpool is, BY FAR, the most Oscar worthy movie featuring pegging...

I can’t wait for the Deadpool Oscar Campaign ads...

Smaller government unless we’re the ones in charge!

Boom! Thank you. As a Canadian, your comment just answered my question on how nearly half the population could vote for the candidates that you do. The answer is you’re not very smart haha.

Sooo too many cocks not enough...:::: you know what nevermind

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Yeah, for me the Tarkin was really well done. I thought we were going to get window reflections or some other cheating and when he turned around and then continued to show up in the rest of the film I was impressed. The Leia, on the other hand, stood out like a sore thumb. But, even with that flaw and with the Red…

Best possible apocalypse scenario.

“Are you now or have you ever been a believer that man-made CO2 emissions are responsible for rapid global warming? Answer the question!”

No, this is someone getting called out as a moron for making a mildly annoying issue on Twitter about gender when there is no actual evidence to show that it has anything to do with gender. I know my “Mansplaining” may “Mantrigger” you, but I’m not “Mansorry” and I never will be. Not everything is about gender, no…

Yes. I too am so very pleased that the US is now being run by “grown ups” who do very mature things, like randomly calling world leaders and complaining at 3:oo AM about how unfair SNL is...

Grown ups tweeting about SNL at 3 in the morning.

Brought about, no doubt, by all of this talk about dry vaginas.

That lion is the animal world equivalent of Jay Cutler trying to tackle a linebacker who is running back one of his interceptions.

That just means that you all die in a sunlike explosion, while I will have enough time to voice another HaHa at the dead yous.

Except that is not Donald Duck...

“your honor, the plaintiffs in this case are seeking remuneration for damages in the form of PBR vouchers and beard oil”

I’d say that Apple is opening themselves up to it’s customers getting pissed off and leaving, but let’s be real here, that’s never going to happen...

I’m a vagina-haver. I think this is the stupidest shit I’ve read all week.