jeremynew
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jeremynew

You know who fucking loved those movies? Kids.
You know who'll fucking love this TMNT movie? Kids

I will join you. Cowabunga dude! Now if they made a Johnny Quest movie, I would move into my 30s a happy happy girl.

Regarding origin stories... next time a major Superhero franchise gets rebooted, let's skip the origin. We all know the origin.

Judge Goat approves.

Don't forget about the Hapsburgs. Perhaps the greatest genetic monstrosity of all.

Oh good, so we don't have to wait for the Tzimisce- we ARE the Tzimisce.

Those aren't the Misfits! The real Misfits had The Predator, Monica from Friends, and Willie Tanner from Alf. :)

No dragons? And what about a persian cat patronus? Those things are mean (but I still love them)

The Maillard reaction of my bacon begs to differ.

Yeah, they set up so many cool things like her having computer expertise implanted into her brain, & this sort of snarky relationship with the TARDIS, but they never did anything with it.

I'm changing his name to Metal Cat if that's cool.

nothing like a good somersault to lower the tension of the moment. Next time my boss asks me what I did all day, I'm somersaulting right out the door!

I hope never again to read about Superman's inarticulate ejaculations.

My first thought would be a giant squid, but maybe there's a giant one of these (wobbegong) out there: