Don King= People Who Annoy You

I often say this after sex with my girl while I’m crying in the afterglow.

Gawker .com? What’s that??

I find this post to be shallow and pedantic.

Univision requests that you change your name to Diana Moskovez by 6am Thursday EST. There is no “porque.”

All money generated will be going towards the Time Warner Cable bill.

Quick Chek makes GREAT sandwiches and I love the touch screen computer to create my masterpiece.

The javelin may at-tack at any time. Vee must DEEL vit it.

+1 lisps

Announcer “Now I must get back to my huuuuudraulic press to crush Penguin hockey puck. It is very dangerous and ve must deel vith it.”

The cameras and microphones are always turned off because he’s always interrupting the proceedings to scream, “HEYYYYYYY YOUUUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSS!”

Who are you to decide whether 4 years or 7 years or 10 years is an adequate enough period of time. People like myself who had a few college student loans have late payments and subsequently have a lower credit score because I had to decide which payments were more important to make first should not have to suffer…

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Contrary to what the reporter says, the guy did in fact say that.

Nothing. The author just wrote a click bait title to get more attention.

Is this Jezebel?

Is this Jezebel?

Clown move bro.

Buy some nice vanilla bean ice cream and pour some of this concoction over it in the summertime.

The Recorder. Asshole 5th grader and your Hot Cross Buns. Just because you can play it better than me doesn’t make you better than me!!!!

He seems like an extremely uneducated shitbag. It’s not a shorten words for Twitter thing, this guy just sounds straight fucking dumb.