It’ll take Mar a Lago getting dunked in the ocean to make this country do anything serious about it... 

Seeing as how he wanted two to four more seasons, that might have been possible if the hack writer/showrunner dummy-duo hadn’t been so keen to drop GoT like a bad habit for some Star Wars cash-ola. 

“... basically hack writers.” Fixed that for you. 

Not buying it... 

“ You don’t get a free pass because you’re pretty. Do your job.”

Son, just don’t. 

“OK pseudoscience like this needs to stop.”

where/when does he go to the potty tho.... Three-Eyed Ravens surely have basic bodily functions, yes?

“but the plot and story was shit”

Tax Refund?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HOME?!? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

Tax Refund?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HOME?!? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

So your whole gripe is that they’re going to show you his origin story and you don’t want to see his origin story because you think it will detract from a different actor’s portrayal of a character that exists in many different manifestations in many different mediums than the one you liked best? 

It doesn’t matter if you can justify yourself to your child. You tell them what to do and if they don’t, they reap the consequences. There’s no winning for them in that scenario unless you let them get away with their shitty behavior - but that’s temporary. Enough of that and they grow up to be shitty people, so they…

Tony the Tiger. Tony Montan~a. Tony Romo. 

We shouldn’t be. No one should be. 

I mothafuckin hate Trump as much as the next rational person, but have you ever HAD a deep fried oreo? That shit is life-affirming. I’m not saying I do the frying myself, but I will eat one. Deep fried pickles, though, hard pass.

So you have to work back 3x what you earned on paid parental leave. This is not the kind of person you want in office. This is some petty bullshit. I’m tired of petty bullshit. 

His Russian connections probably hacked it for him - hole in one, every drive. Tremendous golfer, believe me. You know, Tiger called me for advice the other day, true story. Very successful. 

The chain chomp... duh! Completely forgot that that wasn’t a legit zelda thing because it was so fun to interact with. That makes sense though. Thanks for pointing that out! 

I played the absolute shit out of that game on OG Game Boy..... the music, the story, the dungeons... incredible. I know this remake won’t be able to capture the spirit of the original entirely but I will absolutely be getting this. It’s such a cool branch of the LoZ series. And yeah, Goombas in random side-scroller…

Too real...