Amal > Beyonce

This comment made me actually laugh out loud. I award you a giant star!

I think everyone’s misunderstanding the measurement.

typical ambush journalism by the vile lib media smdh

Seems like the perfect time for our acappella group The Jizzebelles to reunite.

LINDYYYY!!!!!

every guy’s apartment i’ve been to, there have been no trash cans in the bathrooms. thank you for having tampons and i guess i’ll just put the trash in my bag.

Pitch: A reality show with Kim Fields and Erika Alexander but (twist!) they can’t ever break character as Regine and Maxine.

My daughter sold GS cookies as a Daisy in kindergarten. She LOVED it! She gained so many skills. She learned how to not be shy when making her sales pitch, to shake hands, to say thanks for the sale, to promote extra sales (“If you buy five boxes you get your name in a drawing for a year’s worth of free cookies”). She…

Every year I ask for one, and every year no one complies.

Mars Cheese Castle or bust.

Only marginally better than the time Anakin Skywalker opened a Montessori school.

Thank you! All these “you’re doing it to yourself” and “you’re too indulgent” and “you do too many things with your kid” comments are kind of grossing me out. The mommy wars suck and are one of the most unpleasant things about parenting.

I am a member of two income white middle class family who is stressed out. No, sorry it is not because I am striving to ensure my kids are in 7 activities and wearing brand name clothes. Society is failing us at all levels. Our jobs don’t give a shit and the schools don’t give a shit and most of all the communities…

Can we stop with the whole “ur doin it to urself” thing please? Sure, there are probably upwards of several hundred couples in Manhattan who are both employed, with young children, who have attempted to craft a Halloween costume out of mason jars and pallets, but that really isn’t life for most of us (admittedly…

Blurry?! No! That was an artsy penis shot! Like, is the penis even really there? If a penis gets hard in the woods was it ever really a penis? It really makes you think...

I know who posted this ad.

This is not my story. I was merely an observer on this crazy wedding hook-up ride.

I used to be a wedding planner, so it is not my hook up story to tell-but it was a very elaborate wedding at a winery. The couple was married by a young, handsome minister, who chatted about his wife and kids during the reception. Guess who was caught banging in a bathroom at the after-party? The minister and one of…