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Jen Sabella
jensabella
Jen Sabella is Managing Editor of The Takeout. She loves: fried chicken, mezcal, cats and stalking celesbians on Instagram.
Jan 30 2018
2

Thanks, gonna give this a try soon. Love The Takeout, you folks are awesome!

Dec 7 2017
78

He gently slid himself into the hot dog bun -toasted but too toasted. It still had a slight spring and the infused warmth spread through him. Fumbling one-handed, he reached out for a cool, lubricating bottle of ketchup. At the last moment, he snapped his hand back. “No”, he said to himself, “We’re doing this Chicago-s Read more

Dec 6 2017
24

I hate Trump but I was a drunk before him. Now at days I rather stay home because if I go out and meet a Trumpie.... as a Brown man I may be compelled to power bomb them on their MAGMA hat (Actually had a guy wear a MAGMA hat to a bar in Murray Hill Manhattan during the Yank playoff run).

Dec 4 2017
45

There was ONE person in the store, sleeping. IF you’re going to do this - try not to get the poor student fired by posting all over social media. or gently wake them. Yes, this was a dereliction of duty - but have some damn compassion. How many jobs do you have?

Dec 4 2017
24

Also no one seems to care that he thanked vodka for his decision, and admittedly drove there!

Dec 4 2017
31

There’s a phrase from computer science that comes to mind: garbage in, garbage out.

Dec 4 2017
16

A couple of years ago, seemingly out of spite, they switched to a “housemade” black bean burger that was bigger and blander than any I’d ever tried before. Read more

Nov 29 2017
9

This reminds me of that song by Queen that ends (literally) with “...fried chicken!”