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Thanks, gonna give this a try soon. Love The Takeout, you folks are awesome!

He gently slid himself into the hot dog bun -toasted but too toasted. It still had a slight spring and the infused warmth spread through him. Fumbling one-handed, he reached out for a cool, lubricating bottle of ketchup. At the last moment, he snapped his hand back. “No”, he said to himself, “We’re doing this Chicago-s… Read more

In other news, water is wet.

I hate Trump but I was a drunk before him. Now at days I rather stay home because if I go out and meet a Trumpie.... as a Brown man I may be compelled to power bomb them on their MAGMA hat (Actually had a guy wear a MAGMA hat to a bar in Murray Hill Manhattan during the Yank playoff run).

This is the growth economy he promised. He’s making America great and hungover again!

I am a #spaghettifeminist.

There was ONE person in the store, sleeping. IF you’re going to do this - try not to get the poor student fired by posting all over social media. or gently wake them. Yes, this was a dereliction of duty - but have some damn compassion. How many jobs do you have?

Also no one seems to care that he thanked vodka for his decision, and admittedly drove there!

There’s a phrase from computer science that comes to mind: garbage in, garbage out.

You think we could sneak some ghost peppers into Trump’s ketchup before his next feeding?

He scrapes the toppings off his pizza. “I never eat the dough,” he told US Weekly. Read more

A couple of years ago, seemingly out of spite, they switched to a “housemade” black bean burger that was bigger and blander than any I’d ever tried before. Read more

#notallboners

fried chicken is my everlasting love so.......

Fried chicken will never lie to you.