My mother has many fantastic qualities. Cooking was never one of them. It wasn’t that she didn’t want to cook, she just worked her ass off—often on the night shift—and our dinners tended to be quick, easy and often created with the assistance of Campbell’s condensed soup.
Obviously, there is a very strong relationship between food and romance. First dates (and subsequent ones) often take place over dinner and wine, or in my case: pizza and beer. #deeplez
My future wife Saturday Night Live’s Kate McKinnon was on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon this week to discuss her role as a goat in the animated film Ferdinand.
Warning: Very graphic, possibly lunch-reversing photograph at bottom of this story. Don’t scroll further down unless you can handle it.
A Hawaii woman stumbled upon a
small child gigantic fucking avocado while out for a stroll Sunday.
We all handle stress differently. Some people do yoga, some cry to their therapists, some chug a bottle of pinot noir after reading the New York Times on the train.
Between polar caps cracking, volcanos erupting, and out-of-control bovine, it feels like the end of the world as we know it. But you know what? We feel fine. Here at The Takeout, we’ve hand-selected 11 food-and-beverage holiday gift ideas to help us all navigate this new world order. Or perhaps you’re not as cynical…
Happy Monday. Allow me to beat the fun out of the drunk bro making himself food at Waffle House story.
There’s something to be said about well-done steak dipped in ketchup. When I was six or seven years old, it was the only way I would eat steak, much to the dismay of my medium-rare father.
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Can you imagine a third of your town disappearing overnight? It happened in 2008, when Immigration and Customs Enforcement targeted a meatpacking plant in Postville, Iowa, in an immigration raid. They detained more than 380 undocumented workers, leaving the town decimated. Ultimately, 1,000 terrified immigrants left…
I made the mistake of cheating on my beloved coffee, and boy did I pay for it.