No abortions after 20 weeks stands, actually. This only struck down the admitting privileges.

Well, I'm still working on a Bachelor's over here, but I think I'll follow her example and swap out Mr. for Dr. It's so much more flattering, don't you think?

OMG I (as a non-English major) hate it when people say "should of" instead of "should've" SKLJDF:S:JK HELP

1am in the morning

I honestly do not find this stunt that different from all the "SAVE THE BOOBS!!!!!11" narratives surrounding breast cancer awareness. Breast cancer is not about boobs, sex, or saving boobs for sex because men love boobs. boobs. Breast cancer is a type of cancer that - sadly - kills people. The entire person, not just…

I re-read that headline about 5 times before the words actually sank in.

Maybe they're both cats.

Yes, this. I love my last name, but... My gentleman friend has a very common English noun that most people can pronounce and spell for his surname and I would take it for the efficiency of not having to say every effing letter in my last name ("WITH A K. A K. AND NO, IT'S AN E.") to everyone ever all the time. …

MOTHERFUCKING TAKEN, FLUTERDALE

We should make matching t-shirts. Do you also have a half-assed hairstyle because of the same reason?

I really hate this author all the more because of her little bio.

I hate it when people make me side with Jersey Shore cast members.

"I want to date you and your feelings on the situation don't matter!" I hate those guys.

Next time get two, not frozen, light on the sour. Then an espresso. You'll be amazing until 4ish.

WHAT

...It wouldn’t be unusual to see them leave the front desk and play Frisbee or kick a soccer ball out front. Then during office parties, they would pop their shirts off and serve a tomato-mozzarella appetizer — cater waiters. I mean, these are people who work here.

Video of these "cater waiters" on the way to work:

Practical Magic and The Craft are some of my favorites. But Anjelica Huston as the Grand High Witch is the BEST.

I knew a dude in high school who mainlined God's ENTIRE name in a bathroom stall at a Denny's on prom night. Dude never made it to prom. Jesus totally revoked his hall pass.

I'm going to raise money to start a charity that will protect people in Africa from charities like Invisible Children.

Jesus hates wanking.