I dunno, I think Leo was good looking. But now... Not so much.

Technically even Leo shouldn’t be enough to land these women. He’s a name and a wallet but that’s about it.

I don’t understand how people think that if Hillary wins, the election was definitely rigged, but if Trump wins, that’s just the democratic process at work. It truly defies logic and credulity.

Shot. The man said shot. He wants her to die. And I will bet you $20 that if you ask him exactly why she deserves to be shot he won’t even know. That’s the infuriating part. They have no idea what crime to even accuse her of.

What’s that? You want Trump pics?

We all need to appreciate “Zero Fucks” Obama calling Trump a whiny little crybaby to the international press. I AM LIVING FOR THIS.

We don’t have a voice anymore, and Donald Trump is giving us a voice.

That is the best! Was she as gorgeous in person as she looks on screen? I think she is just luminous.

To each his/her own, but... no.

Considering it might be a father who just met her missing daughter, it’s not that weird that he try hold her as tight as he could.

Every time I hear Shailene Woodley’s name, my eyeballs roll so hard to the back of my head that I can see my thoughts. She and GOOP are in the same category of “pretentious, woo-woo bullshit Hollywood dumbass” to me and I wish they would both go away forever.

Me too. I read all of Liane’s Moriarty’s books after I read this one.

For once? Gawker did a lot of good reporting and the fact that they can no longer do that because some guy was butt hurt and backed other lawsuits is insane and un-American.

That’s nice. He’s donating money to a serial sex offender.

I love the book. I’ve been looking forward to this all year. I think the casting is pretty great all around.

This is a tricky and awkward argument to have with someone defending his intelligence, because it hinges on the fact that the person you are talking to is even stupider than he is.

I looooove podcasts. Lofe, Sword and Scale, My Favorite Murder, Into the Dark... CRIMINAL. Omgggggggg check out Criminal. Amazing.

I am breaking out the worst I ever have in my LIFE right now. My teenage skin was nicer than this, FFS.

I could probably produce a whole bunch of tales about this, but I’ll settle for the most recent outing, which contained no less than THREE things you’d rather not hear a doctor say. (And if any of my real-life friends read Jez comments, I’m about to doxx myself, so.)

Listening to that Access Hollywood video about Donald Trump has made me clench so tight I am confident my uterus isn’t going anywhere.