jennifervogie
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jennifervogie

I really don't understand the difficulty in designing wide leg jeans.

I think I like him more now. I just want him around to make asshat comments and then pat on the head, and say "there, there, little narcissist, there, there".

I remember being thirteen and my best friend informing me the Zebra ones were the best b/c they had more dirty parts.

Not to me but, I avoid watching sporting events at all costs and therefore, almost never hear the anthem.

I've started lumping food choice and religion into the same category in my mind, in that, I strongly believe that both should remain personal beliefs and not be spread about like the clap on prom night.

Lazy fashion design; a total cockout.

Will this branch into the Maternity section? Not that I currently need maternity, or plan to ever again, but I do clearly the recall the absolute frustration of being plus sized and pregnant, (with twins) and feeling like I had to luck into finding something to wear, (and that was at any store b/c apparantly almost

I wanted combat boots, what I had were ugly white high tops.

Oh for God's sake, the proper way to wear leggings is under a baby doll dress, with a flannel and a pair of high tops in 1995.

Standing outside the bathroom door pounding on it like a lunatic: "GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! ARE YOUR TAKING SELFIES AGAIN? YOU BETTER NOT BE SHOWING THE WORLD PICTURES OF OUR TOILET AGAIN!"