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Jennifer Culp
jennculp
May 9 2016
16

As someone who is on staff for this year's Worldcon, it makes me squee inside to see this posted on Jez .

Nov 24 2015
1

I will faithfully follow wherever Too Much Girl lands. Sometimes a girl just needs to know how to turn herself into a mermaid or a rainbow and luckily there’s a Jenniferr Culp out there to turn too. Looking forward to whatever glorious and beautiful idea your amazing brain thinks up next!

Nov 20 2015
265

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

Nov 20 2015
5

I’LL FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE, JANE!

Nov 20 2015
40

thank you for all of your hard work and making this site really fun. i love you, jane!

Nov 6 2015
2

I use a store brand but benzoyl peroxide saved my face, it is amazing and I love it

Nov 6 2015
6

Holy cow that Sally Hansen top coat is my SHIT. I legit always forget what it’s actually called because my husband and I refer to it as “Sally Hansen Fuckin’ Amazing”. Likewise, something else that you might say is fucking amazing gets described as Sally Hansen.

Nov 5 2015
17

I would just like to thank you for that startlingly familiar description of nail-biting ... that is *exactly* what I do, and precisely how I feel while doing it. Sometime in my early 20s I managed to mostly stop, also by keeping them neatly painted. But long periods of having decent-looking hands would be dashed Read more

Oct 28 2015
4

I am Korean (asian) and with the help of this article, I “believed” I had huge crease and it worked. If I can do this, anyone could!

Oct 28 2015
9

Thank you! I ended up trying a test run today. Definitely needs a bit of work. BUT I managed the false eyelashes! With minimal cursing!!!!

Oct 28 2015
6

You are a garbage human being for making this gif.

Oct 28 2015
25

*quietly, in a soothing voice* I’m just gonna paint a happy little wing on the corner of my eye here...there we go....

Sep 30 2015
1

Where is Uncle Beardy’s mask? He’s usually smiling in the background and I kept looking for him, hoping to rest my eyes on something familiar and normal not on this UNNERVINGLY HORRIFIC feat of BRILLIANT makeup application tutorial! The fish scales for the mermaid were awesome but this, you’ve outdone yourself!

Sep 29 2015
23

THOSE EARS ON YOUR LILLY DOG. I love them. And I love you, you weirdo. This is unfuckingbelievable.