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Yes but sentencing reform (part of your argument is that people are locked away for too long) should come from decriminalizing drugs and possibly sex work before more heinous crimes such as rape or murder, which in many cases, relies on a lot of evidenciary support in order to convict. Therefore, violent crimes go

I think any shred of credibility your argument MAY have had was when you said you do not believe that most murderers deserve life in prison.

Yep. I just got a Corgi and she’s now 6 months old. She had always expressed that she was perplexed on how to get out of my car on her own (I tried to teach her, to no avail.) So since she always seems to wait for me when I open the car door, I stopped leashing her to the carseat. One day we go out for our walk, which

Are you me? I had this EXACT SAME conversation with someone at work. Her group was getting pizza on the managers because they had to be there for training, and she said she couldn’t have any because she has a gluten intolerance. I said “oh, you have celiac disease?” and she said “no, I went to the doctor and had them

Haha she runs into doors at full speed with her head because in my house I close them but not to the point they latch all the way closed... and she just takes the gamble that that’s how I shut them. At the dog park she also seems to have no consciousness as to where her booty is when she flies under chairs and turns

I just got one and OMG, I feel bad that she probably has elevated to my favorite dog over my Chihuahua I’ve had for 9 years (don’t tell him I said that!) She’s just so amusing, so much more sturdy, and her bossiness amuses me (although I don’t give into her bossypants ways)

yeah, what kind of Corgis have you been meeting/petting? I just got one and I have met several before. And while they may have a bit of a case of bossypants/sassafrass, they are truly sweet. They also LOOOOVE people. Mine thinks Home Depot is a Corgi petting zoo full of people that all want to give her pets and

Srrsly. I want to go to THAT party!

Yeah, I drink diet root beer, and once I accidentally picked up the regular kind (Hansens brand hardly has a difference in can color so I didn’t notice) ... I cracked one open and took a sip and I was like “UGH! I think this soda went rancid!” and looked for an expiration date. Then I realized it was the regular kind.

Me too except 5 years!

My exact response. I now feel like I was totally screwed out of my ideal Girl Scout experience... five years and all those badges for NOTHING I tell ya!

Secretly I think Khloe and I would be BFF’s if we met in real life. So much of her personality reminds me of my old roommate and I loved my old roommate.

I am not a guacamole purist (I make mine with whipped cream cheese... an idea I stole from my ex’s Puerto Rican mom)... but back the fuck off me with this English Peas nonsense.

Me too. And reposting fabulous pictures and memes that are just too amazing not to reshare. Suck on that, convert-to-Mormon-brother-who-made-calls-to-get-people-to-vote-Yes-on-Prop-8!!! hahahahha VICTORY!!!

Serrrriously. I had a guy try that on me once and I was like “BITCH are you TRYING to give me a yeast infection or UTI!?” ... sex stopped. hahaha! A to M is off the table, as well!

According to urban dictionary it is the tan-colored buttery substance around the vagina when a guy takes his penis out of a girls ass and continues having sex with her in her vagina without washing/cleaning it off first.

Sounds like some MRA-level shenanigans!

I apologize for my laughter at “this is like some racial version Münchausen syndrome

All my other friends who were named Caitlyn spelled it just that way as well.