And I am a little disappointed by the lack of chest beating to complete the look of TRUE machismo.

I was pretty much the same age as the actress who played Curly Sue when it came out, and I looked just like her. The part at the end where she gets picked up from the adoption agency and she starts to cry and says “they cut my hair!” was the first time I ever cried because of a movie. When I was 10, my hair was almost…

I wondered the same thing. I read “police robot” and then I just thought “perhaps I haven’t caffeinated enough yet today.”

I am so fucking sorry for laughing at this comment on such a horrific story. However, bravo!

I remember a lot of my weird dreams too. And just like you, I just know it’s my brains mashup of information or passing thoughts through the day. I usually have one person or friend I like to share them with, but only if they were particularly emotional or ridiculous because it amuses me.

“he puts his testicles all over me... how do you say, like octopus?”

Or when Monique comes and the Mom makes French “Fronch” Fries, French Bread, and to drink PERU! Hahahahaha. And the racecar twins! I started snowboarding a couple years ago and then after that I couldn’t get over how the scene with the couple doing all the tricks was clearly filmed over the course of several runs on…

I know a plant nerd when I see one. Thank you for this.

“I can’t feel my arms!” OMG that was one of my favorite quotes from that movie. I LOVE that movie. I laughed so hard when I was watching Hot Tub Time Machine and they go back to the 80’s and the guy is talking on that ginormous cell phone and goes “by the way, I want my two dollars”. The friend I was watching it with…

See I started watching the first season, I think I watched about 5-6 of them with a friend when we had a little get together to drink and knit... and I was totally turned off by the sexism that I just COULD NOT. I also felt it was a little bit dry. I got really into Masters of Sex but some of the cringe-worthy sexism…

“time period appropriate accurate” fixed it for you.

ETA: Not trying to be an asshole just FYI... I think that’s what you meant. I wouldn’t say when watching Twelve Years a Slave that the slave owners behavior was “time period appropriate” even though it was accepted as commonplace. Sexism may have been seen as…

SAME! And oh. my. gad... I swear every single one of my female friends on Facebook is either announcing an engagement, “we’re expecting!” or pictures of them getting married. I guess I got even with all the bullshit I have to put up with reading on Facebook because I just got a new puppy and I am like “MY TURN TO…

Same thing for me. I didn’t even care about or desire AKC registration or “purebred” status. I just wanted a Corgi or Corgi mix, female, under 2 years old who was patient with other dogs. The female part was important because my dog gets along much better with female dogs. That wasn’t working for me. Sometimes I would…

Yeah I am the same. It really does drive me crazy that I’m sure there’s a faction of my friends who are silently judging me on the other end of a computer screen every time I upload a new picture of my new corgi puppy being an absolute derp to Facebook. Oh well.

Silently, I am judging back, because one of them who…

I just got a dog from a breeder, because 1. six+ months of waiting for the breed, age, or size of dogs I was interested to pop up in shelters was making me impatient, 2. when I did find the aforementioned, the rescues wanted the dog to be the only dog in my home and I have another dog. A friend and I got into a little…

This is a huge pet peeve of mine! My last boyfriend used the word “females” when talking about other women and I had to correct him. SMH, I should have seen the red flags, as if his groaning when I told him I read Jezebel weren’t a big enough red flag!!

Same here. I was like “I just can’t”...

Lady here, and 3:30pm... what the fuck?

I don’t have any food allergy, but I AM lactose intolerant. I can eat yogurt and cheese without much incident, but if I have anything with milk, heavy cream, sour cream, or most kinds of ice cream (even if I take digestive aids) I will be repenting to the toilet gods. Back in the day I used to LOVE getting a venti…

Hate on me all you want, but I prefer my own guac recipe which I stole and modified from my Puerto Rican ex-boyfriends mom: Avocado, Cream Cheese, Garlic Sea Salt, Cilantro. People look at it like “what... is... THAT?”

One bite and it’s gone in minutes. I enjoy all other types of guac, I only make mine on special…