Because she’s all about that base, bout that base, bout that base....

To be honest, I am going to call Photoshop on that picture. The other picture I saw from another tabloid a few weeks ago was very similar... looked like it was photoshopped.

I watched it twice!! DEAD. ABSOLUTELY DEAD! When she was taking pictures of the men! And the slapping the girl for being on twitter! Singing "The Hills Are Alive" while falling down a hill... hahahahahahha

Is this on YouTube?

And I am the only one who feels like I am watching a made-over Yoga Jones everytime I see her? Their faces are so similar, and the sadness/raspiness in both of their voices.

OMG can she be my new best friend RIGHT NAOW?

Same here. My faucet water tastes horrible... I would rather go take a sippy straw out to my spa, because that's what it tastes like: fucking chlorine! And I live right down the street from the water treatment facility.

Yep! I just always state some facts to men in the past who I wanted to sleep with, casually, but were “against” condom use. As in... they want to go bareback with someone for casual sex? Euuuughhhhh... no thanks. Then again, I don’t think I always made the smartest choices in men I wanted to bone in my 20’s (I say…

Haven’t read all the comments on this yet... but condoms aren’t 100% effective for preventing herpes, HPV, and genital warts. #NotAllSTDs (Also: I am clean, not that it matters just thought I would point that out!)

I always used to say (of course I'm joking but I like giving asshole answers to asshole questions) "Because I'd get arrested for the things I would do to them."

I am childless by choice and I have never kept it a secret when people say things like "just wait till you have kids someday!" (except to my boyfriends Mom, we haven't been dating long enough to have that conversation with his Mom.) I have, however, had friends in my early 20's that resigned that if their birth…

I voted free porn too.

hahaha oh, I am Italian too... hahaha I guess I didn't realize I inherited this trait with my nationality. My boyfriend is Greek/Irish so... it's highly possible that we do this to each other. I typically tend to yield the floor a little bit for tangents, but if the main topic was important, I allow for a pause and…

I'm 30, and my boyfriend lives 2.5 hours away... I just wish he lived closer and this is ALSO my dream arrangement. I think living with someone else would be hard to overlook all my particulars and pay attention to theirs in order for us to not murder each other.

My boyfriend goes all over the place too, and when it isn't a story, but a stream of consciousness, and there's a pause and I want to jump in because I can relate he's like "you interrupted me, I wasn't done..."

I've actually had several friends do the destination wedding, and NO ONE was invited but them and the officiant. They posted pictures and had a reception in their hometown a week after they returned and had a slideshow running with the professional images from their ceremony, and of the rest of their vacation.

My boyfriend does it that way. Because I am nice and I choose my battles, I reload it the way he likes when I am at his place. My requests for him to do it my way at my house has gone unnoticed... Maybe he just didn't hear me?

SAMESIES! Especially on the "day I stop thinking farts are funny" part. hahaha

You shut your filthy mouth.

Although when my boyfriend asked me what my favorite flower was before Valentines day, I told him my favorite *common* flower. I have tropical favorites, and bulb favorites and Peonies weren't in season at the time. Peonies and Dahlias... mmmhmmm

OMG Corgis! I honestly didn't know what they were deciding on, because I was distracted by Corgis! <3