Covington was not “debunked” at all, those kids were still a bunch of racist entitled little shits that needed a good hard spanking. Ford’s story is credible.

We don’t appreciate you fabricating stories like pizzagate either.

BREGMAN: You’re a millionaire funded by billionaires. That’s what you are.

Don’t you just love a story where everyone involved is trash.

I think that woman would be triggered by absolutely anything. This has nothing to do with the size of the seats and everything to do with her being an abusive garbage person who moves through life looking for any opportunity to degrade other people while feeling self-righteously aggrieved.

I remain completely baffled about the appeal of Pete Davidson. 

Breakfast is the best food on the planet, whether you eat it at 8 am or 2pm, or 11pm. Its the best food ever created.

Name a breakfast food anywhere as delicious, like, sushi or marinated cassava. I’ll wait.

The fetishization of serial killers needs to be erased from our collective lexicon. This is pain and suffering writ large into the public consciousness. Charles Manson has become some sort of garbage icon with his face on t-shirts and the semi-subject of Tarantino’s next film (Q, I used to love you, but stop it with…

In a lot of cases I can`t even separate after death. In the case of dead old white guy art in particular - most of the modern western canon is rife with assholes and sociopaths (Hemingway, Picasso, Fitzgerald, Conrad, Nabokov, you name it), and I`ve got no time for that :/

When I was kid my mom would take us to store and she’d only speak to us in Portuguese because she wanted us to learn it. One time at the register of a supermarket a white lady made a comment to her friend to the effect of ‘I wish these people would just learn English or stay where they came from.’ To which my mom…

#mandatory

why didn’t Kara just say she had no other identity?

Uggggh, I hate this because I don’t want to get my hopes up and I don’t want to wait for as long as it’s going to take for it to come out.

I saw the last one in theaters three times and own the steelbook and it’s not even that good. Maybe this one will take things that made the last one great and the originals great…

Based on my cursory reading of the terms of service, I have won 500 Kinja Bux, which are not redeemable for the time I spent on that comment I will never get back or... anything else.

I wish! I did tell him, after his frantic apology text that I liked him but I didn't LIKE like him.

I don’t know how kids today live.

“BLAMMO?”

I used to work directly across the street from the building I lived in and at the time my partner and I had somehow gotten into the habit of using ridiculous food euphemisms for sex. One day I was at work and got a message that said “If you come home right now, we can have egg salad sandwiches” so I dipped out of a…

I can’t believe he didn’t even have the decency to ask if you had gone splat, let alone not text-cuddling.