“Nothing is more precious to any of us than the heartbeat.”

No one cares about women. 

They seem like they are fucking with photographers and I love it. I also hope they get use of the bench if they really are together though or it is such a waste.

I appreciate her candidness, like when she said giving birth to her daughter broke her vagina. 

Why are people getting so up in arms about Cardi B having plastic surgery post baby? I figured most of the entertainment industry does once the child is born since so many have no visible signs of having grown another human inside their body. Meanwhile I lost weight and my stomach looks like sad play do.  Surgery had…

Meanwhile Trump has authorized his corrupt personal lawyer, DOJ AG Barr, to read and disseminate classified material. He’s also ordered Barr to “investigate” Trump’s political opponents, and likely anyone he doesn’t like, including our Free Press which Trump calls the enemy of the people.

In conclusion, for now, Trump is above the law.

oh to be young and bendy 

I mean, they’re young and flexible and don’t need three damn weeks to recover from muscle pulls, they think all this fancy hoo-ha is fun or whatever, go ahead girls, knock yourselves out while you can still think of sex, to quote Bill Bryson, as something other than a welcome excuse to lie down.

See, for me, “sex” and “bench” don’t go together. My personal menu is “big, comfortable bed with good mattress” or “get the hell away from me.”

Lipo I guess.

At least Cardi is sincere.

Cardi B doesn’t have time to work out, okay?

And yet, there is this point of view by our own Codename Sailor. She’s from Oklahoma which is the real America, and she knows a lot about politics.

I have no idea what you mean!

Pelosi should take a hint from a smarter person on impeachment. 

“I can’t believe no one thought of the children and didn’t elect this child molester who by the way I have NO problem with.”

And his possessed melting wax figure sidekick Lindsey Graham. 

Saw this in LA the other day. Waiting for the right moment to post:

...when they hit the Senate. The House votes to impeach (or not), and it’s the Senate who convicts on the charges (or not). The Craven Turtle will quash conviction for sure, but the House can (and should) begin the process and hold hearings.