Republicans find one thing to like about their candidate and then turn out in droves to vote for him.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Super glad I’m not the only one whose mind went to the wrong diaphragm.

In a perfect world, we wouldn’t be talking about this family at all.

You drawing such a parallel is obstuse, grandiose, delusional, and stupid, no matter how you slice it.

Not quite sure where the defensiveness in the comments is coming from. People, I know traffic jams suck, but how often are they caused by protesters where you live? Isn’t it worth it to maybe, maybe lose 30 minutes once every few years if it means violent Nazis like James Alex Fields have one less legal defense? I…

I cant’ stand Fallon but, good for him.

I don’t read it like that at all. I read it as, “I understand how many of you may want to have nothing to do with me ever again...but if you want to talk to me...I will talk to you.” He sent it out to pretty much everyone, some peole just cut bait on people and the last thing he wants to do is call someone and have…

How do you even start “open and honest conversation” (which this Google employee *pretends* to initiate), when he starts with outlandish accusation? For example, this one:

unless you wear a lot of jackets that needs to be dry cleaned. It really isn’t worth it or your dry cleaners are awfully expensive. It is still over a dollar per pod per item. So you still looking at a $1+ for not a real clean shirt if that is what you used it on. If you use it on suits it might be cost effective…

unless you wear a lot of jackets that needs to be dry cleaned. It really isn’t worth it or your dry cleaners are…

Yeah, that’s called a tax you absurd little troll. The government does it all the time. It’s been used for millennia to address issues of a collective nature. It’s a basic fundamental power of government.

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

Exactly how is what he said racist...? He talks about failed states and poor transitions, combined with a socio-economic issue based on large-family size and easily inferred from said family-size, need. Takes a lot of Euro to feed 7-8 kids, vs 1-2. It isn’t racist at all. Large-family size is a pretty common…

I am far from an outrage junkie, I actually liked Kathy Griffin before this, and I cannot stand Donald Trump, but...yeah. That was bad, and she’s gonna be pretty fucked, and she should be.

Must be nice to inhabitate a world unaffected by the actions of leaders of world powers in said world.

Yeah, fuck him for trying. I mean, writing a 192-page thing about climate change, and then having the audacity to label it with the wrong word?

Even when that person is POTUS? I don’t care how “dry” the bloody topic is, it’s relevant to the job.

Matzo brei is my go-to.

I was thinking Mazda 3 myself, but same reasoning.
The “Experts” seem to have missed the requirement for 2 adults + 2 kids. TT and Miata are fun and span generations, but just for 2 kid-sized adults.